PREEVOYAGE
PRESENTS
The Bougie to Wallet Pain Index
BECAUSE NOT ALL SPLURGES ARE CREATED EQUAL
Every place we review gets plotted on the Index — two questions only: how bougie is
the energy, and how much did the wallet cry? Top right is the holy grail. Bottom left is a whole
personality trait.
↑ LOW WALLET PAIN
LOW BOUGIE ENERGY
Prosecco,
Not Champagne!
Not Champagne!
THE VIBE WAS GIVING
PARTICIPATION TROPHY
PARTICIPATION TROPHY
Pree-Approved,
No Notes!
No Notes!
SHUT UP AND BOOK IT
This Is Why We
Have Trust Issues...
Have Trust Issues...
CAN I SPEAK TO
THE MANAGER, PLEASE?
THE MANAGER, PLEASE?
Tap It But
Don't Look!
Don't Look!
WHO NEEDS AN RRSP
ACCOUNT ANYWAYS
ACCOUNT ANYWAYS
HIGH BOUGIE ENERGY
↓ HIGH WALLET PAIN
LATEST DROPS
High bougie, low wallet pain — the holy grail
Low bougie, low wallet pain — chill but not fancy
High bougie, high wallet pain — worth it though
Low bougie, high wallet pain — we have questions
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VIRGIN VOYAGES · CRUISE
Virgin Voyages Scarlet Lady
Adults-only, no kids, no buffet, no casino. Just good food, open bars, and a crowd that actually knows how to vacation. The price point genuinely shocked us — this is the one we keep telling people about and no one believes us until they book it. Pree-Approved with absolutely zero hesitation.
YOUR PHOTO
DESTINATION · CATEGORY
Place Name Here
Your rationale goes here. Explain in 3–5 lines why this place earned its spot on the Index. What made it bougie, what made it affordable, what surprised you, and why someone should or shouldn’t book it.
YOUR PHOTO
DESTINATION · CATEGORY
Place Name Here
Your rationale goes here. Explain in 3–5 lines why this place earned its spot on the Index. What made it bougie, what made it affordable, what surprised you, and why someone should or shouldn’t book it.
YOUR PHOTO
DESTINATION · CATEGORY
Place Name Here
Your rationale goes here. Explain in 3–5 lines why this place earned its spot on the Index. What made it bougie, what made it affordable, what surprised you, and why someone should or shouldn’t book it.
YOUR PHOTO
DESTINATION · CATEGORY
Place Name Here
Your rationale goes here. Explain in 3–5 lines why this place earned its spot on the Index. What made it bougie, what made it affordable, what surprised you, and why someone should or shouldn’t book it.
YOUR PHOTO
DESTINATION · CATEGORY
Place Name Here
Your rationale goes here. Explain in 3–5 lines why this place earned its spot on the Index. What made it bougie, what made it affordable, what surprised you, and why someone should or shouldn’t book it..
YOUR PHOTO
DESTINATION · CATEGORY
Place Name Here
Your rationale goes here. Explain in 3–5 lines why this place earned its spot on the Index. What made it outrageously expensive, why it was worth it anyway, and who should or shouldn’t book it.
YOUR PHOTO
DESTINATION · CATEGORY
Place Name Here
Your rationale goes here. Explain in 3–5 lines why this place earned its spot on the Index. What made it outrageously expensive, why it was worth it anyway, and who should or shouldn’t book it.
YOUR PHOTO
DESTINATION · CATEGORY
Place Name Here
Your rationale goes here. Explain in 3–5 lines why this place earned its spot on the Index. What made it overpriced, underwhelming, and what left you with trust issues. Be honest — this is what the Index is for.
YOUR PHOTO
DESTINATION · CATEGORY
Place Name Here
Your rationale goes here. Explain in 3–5 lines why this place earned its spot on the Index. What made it overpriced, underwhelming, and what left you with trust issues. Be honest — this is what the Index is for.
